Christmas, or the non-Denominational Holidays, is my Favorite time of year. It reminds me of how little I've ever done and how meaningless my life still is. Well at least it gives me booze, and sometimes even presents, so its not all bad. Man i really hope i land on some cash this Holiday season

Ballet is a Sport....... Very much like Football.... Except with no score, and no fantasy league.

There is no more strategic sport than football.

So whats the deal with airline food.....................?
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Anybody?
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Really, whats with no meals on airlines anymore........?
I was on an American Airlines flight and this flight attendant asked me if I wanted a Sandwich.....
And I'm like dude of course I want a sandwich....
And she's like 5 dollars.....
And I'm like ...... WTF $5 for a FREAKING Ham and cheese sandwich..... Nah Uh im not paying for that....
No Sir....
So Anyways I got the sandwich, it sucked, now I wish i had my $5 dollars back, to get a Combo at Burger king......
So yeah American Airlines.... I'm taking Spirit Airlines from now on they have food.